the venus de milo can't give you the finger
so i was watching the news, and apparently the US is in some kind of war or something, and i thought this would be the perfect time for a cool funny war comedy, so here it is....
a quick note: if you are a military guy, you will clearly see i have no idea what i am talking about. i don't need to hear how my details are wrong and it's not like that or whatever, i don't care, this is my world, my rules, reality has little to do with it....
ok, here is an excerpt from my upcoming book entitled "100 POUNDS OF LIGHTWEIGHT GEAR" soon to be published by Retarius Industries and available on amazon and at a local bookstore near you.....
CHAPTER 16
Sgt Krinklewiess, a counter intelligence NCO, stood at the side of the briefing room, silently going over his portion of the nightly breifing. He was not tall, rather thick in the mid-section, and had a mustache and hair that, barring his horned rimmed glasses and angular nose, caused him to vaguely resemble Hitler. He was eager to be part of the action, and wanted to be seen as a worthwhile entity, so he decided to spice up his otherwise routine briefing with some information that, although he couldn’t say for sure was true, he took as a serious possibility and felt he should mention it anyway. “Besides,” he thought, “even though it might not be true, it does sound rather interesting and it *COULD* happen.“ As part of his breifing, Sgt Krinklewiess stated that there were unconfirmed reports (unconfirmed because he originated the idea and hadn‘t checked with any enemy troops for validity) of insurgent groups stringing piano wire across roads, at a height to decapitate the soldiers riding as gunners atop military vehicles. This put into effect a fascinating string of events. The interrogators who sat in the breifing took this as something that should be followed up on, and as they were out and about talking with locals, routinely asked if there were anyone stringing wire across roads at head height. Of course, some of the people they spoke to were in fact insurgents who had not thought of the idea but realized it was a good one, and commenced to stringing thin wire across roads regularly traveled by troops, which resulted in a rash of incidents where the heads of soldiers riding atop vehicles as gunners abruptly parted with the rest of their bodies. Once word got back that this was happening, Sgt Krinklewiess, who had mentioned this before it started happening, was awarded a medal for a great job providing predictive intelligence.
pre order your copy today.....
a quick note: if you are a military guy, you will clearly see i have no idea what i am talking about. i don't need to hear how my details are wrong and it's not like that or whatever, i don't care, this is my world, my rules, reality has little to do with it....
ok, here is an excerpt from my upcoming book entitled "100 POUNDS OF LIGHTWEIGHT GEAR" soon to be published by Retarius Industries and available on amazon and at a local bookstore near you.....
CHAPTER 16
Sgt Krinklewiess, a counter intelligence NCO, stood at the side of the briefing room, silently going over his portion of the nightly breifing. He was not tall, rather thick in the mid-section, and had a mustache and hair that, barring his horned rimmed glasses and angular nose, caused him to vaguely resemble Hitler. He was eager to be part of the action, and wanted to be seen as a worthwhile entity, so he decided to spice up his otherwise routine briefing with some information that, although he couldn’t say for sure was true, he took as a serious possibility and felt he should mention it anyway. “Besides,” he thought, “even though it might not be true, it does sound rather interesting and it *COULD* happen.“ As part of his breifing, Sgt Krinklewiess stated that there were unconfirmed reports (unconfirmed because he originated the idea and hadn‘t checked with any enemy troops for validity) of insurgent groups stringing piano wire across roads, at a height to decapitate the soldiers riding as gunners atop military vehicles. This put into effect a fascinating string of events. The interrogators who sat in the breifing took this as something that should be followed up on, and as they were out and about talking with locals, routinely asked if there were anyone stringing wire across roads at head height. Of course, some of the people they spoke to were in fact insurgents who had not thought of the idea but realized it was a good one, and commenced to stringing thin wire across roads regularly traveled by troops, which resulted in a rash of incidents where the heads of soldiers riding atop vehicles as gunners abruptly parted with the rest of their bodies. Once word got back that this was happening, Sgt Krinklewiess, who had mentioned this before it started happening, was awarded a medal for a great job providing predictive intelligence.
pre order your copy today.....
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